A Scrabble Player’s Letter To Santa
Dear Santa,
I have been mostly good and nice this year. The few times that I have been naughty were related to playing phonies. But, if you know anything about competitive scrabble, you would most likely admire the creativity and wittiness of my made up words. I beseech you to turn a blind eye to my etymological transgressions.
With that said, I’d like to get down to business and present you my wish list for Christmas:
Please bring Cheryl Cadieux a full and speedy recovery. She brings so much fun and joy to all scrabble players, via her daily posts on her OSPD Network.
Give the DVD, SCRABBALUTION, to the masses of casual scrabble players and you’ll be helping them to grow the knowledge and luck that all players desire.
Send all the staff at BORDERS personalized Name Word List Plaques, the kind where the list of words are made up from the letters in their own names.
When you are sleighing around Orange County, drop some leaflets along with all the presents, inviting all to play at Club #350 and at The 1st Sunday Tournaments.
Give Tom Titus a new set of protiles so we can read the letters on the tiles and take his old, worn out, tiles and throw them away.
Bruce either needs a new deluxe board or a cleaning kit. He plays so often and there are so many dirty hands that touch his board that it is more than gross.
Lorry needs to win more often. Give her some WHIZ CARDS.
Susie has been one of the most loyal attendees at The 1st Sunday Tournaments. She travels about 70 miles in each direction in a gas-guzzling classic car. She could surely use some gasoline.
And lastly, for myself, I would just like a few more blanks (scrabble tiles) and some Chanukah candles.
Gary