Scrabble Players’ Top 10 Lame Excuses For Losing in 2009
10. There are only 9 ‘I’s in your tile bag.
9. I didn’t sleep at all last night. I was tossin’ and turnin’, turnin’ and tossin’, tossin’ and turnin’ all the night.
8. You play too fast; I felt rushed.
7. Those aren’t real words; we play open dictionary at my house.
6. You were coffee-housing and all that interesting gossip was distracting.
5. I took advice from that guy over there; how was I to know that he is a newbie?
4. When you were studying your stems I thought that you were developing a sideline in horticulture.
3. With all those yiddish words in the OWL2, and you being Jewish, I feel like a ‘KLUTZ’; I don’t have chance against you. What do you think I am? Chopped Liver?
2. You shake the tiles so loudly that you give me a headache.
1. I’m moral and all the winners are all HOOKERS.